opthalmoplegia

Mon, 02 May 2005 21:39:41 GMT

Well lookie here, I've finaly got around to updating opthalmoplegia! Sort of. These pics are from a trip to my aunts to se her new puppies. I'm aware there are already far too many pictures of puppies on the web, but what the hell. I'm sorry if these aren't up to my usual standards, but the subjects were *totaly* uncooperative.

These were all taken on my big lens (70-200 f4) which probably did more harm than good as the little bastards ran around resulting in lots of shots being blured by the shallow depth of field & long minimum focusing distance.

I'll do a proper update later in the week once I've gone through some of my other photos.

Geekon, August

Thu, 11 Nov 2004 18:34:58 GMT

The troops arrive in Essex

"Steve, why did you invite that freak with the ~~penis extension~~ enormous camera"

Someone invited childeren. It is not known if they survived

Cropped, for your viewing pleasure

Ernst plans his next move

Kath plays Blinky a game that digipress lists as r4, probably because its so shit, many copies were burnt.

James devises a plan to defeat the 7up can

Tai takes h4x0r's crack card too litearly

James passes his save against autofocus. I have 4 shots like this, leading me to the conclusion that james is in fact a ghost

Tai's jailbait

"I'll crush you to death"

Errrr...

No comment

A compelling game of... something

"Moo hoo ha ha"

Everyone sits down to watch the duels

Some weirdo annoints some other weirdo with a sword. They're supposed to be fencing.

Football holiganism is taken to an all new level

Tai in the first round of the LARP duels.

"Eat sword biatch!"

"Mmm, little girl kebab"

The LARP dueling reaches its dramatic conclusion

The winnar of the LARP duel

James collects his prize. This was shot about 3 stops under and curved to something useable. Or not.

A beautiful cityscape, ruined by not_on_fire (j/k)

spoons

Thu, 01 Jul 2004 21:02:21 GMT

The feast comences

Excesive quantities of beer persuade malc that the food is still alive

The remains are intered acording to tradition

Now even your loyal photographer is feeling intoxicated

It all comes crashing down...

A few favourites

Thu, 01 Jul 2004 20:53:36 GMT

The squalor of the HoD strikes again.

Taken about a foot of the floor of Chancery lane tube, on the way back from the Citie of York, a few weks back.

Tom, lit by the headlights of an oncoming car.

Mmm, animated gifs

Sat, 26 Jun 2004 18:18:29 GMT

Ph34r my inept photoshop 5k1ll5

Sat, 26 Jun 2004 14:39:56 GMT

Tue, 15 Jun 2004 19:09:03 GMT

This was in Tom's back garden. It has been cropped slightly. The red and grey make for a striking picture.

This is again in Tom's garden. in the vegetable patch.

View of Waterloo bridge from the eastern Hungerford Bridge.

Banksy.

Nice portrait.

Its easy to take good pictures of beautiful places.

At the Firepower exhibtion in Woolwich.

A close up of the tank tracks.

Another picture of the earlier commotion.

Further details on request.

Tue, 15 Jun 2004 17:42:27 GMT

The more I look at the masses of photos we have, the more I scruntinise them and pick at their faults and start to hate them.

Tue, 15 Jun 2004 16:20:34 GMT

Just because digital is so damn groovy these are all the things I know about this shot:

Camera Model Name
Canon EOS 300D DIGITAL
Shooting Date/Time
15/06/2004 15:34:12
Shooting Mode
Program AE
Tv( Shutter Speed )
1/100
Av( Aperture Value )
7.1
Metering Mode
Evaluative
Exposure Compensation
0
ISO Speed
100
Lens
18.0 - 55.0mm
Focal Length
25.0mm
Image Size
3072x2048
Image Quality
Fine
Flash
Off
White Balance
Cloudy
Parameters
Contrast +1
Sharpness +1
Color saturation +1
Color tone Normal
Color Space
sRGB
File Size
3416KB
Drive Mode
Single-frame shooting

Tue, 15 Jun 2004 15:55:17 GMT

f3.5, 18mm lens, 1/13sec, ISO 1600

Tue, 15 Jun 2004 13:49:04 GMT

Eight second exposure of either Rich Lanning or a mate of his playing with fire poi at Chris's party.

Rich with poi. I shot this at 2 stops over what the camera metered, so Rich is correctly exposed, and the poi are bleached out

Scott on the decks at his party. Zoomed from 18-55 over a one second exposure

A weird light machine projected a moving pattern onto Chris's living room wall. This is the result of a zoomed 3.2 second exposure.

28/05/04

Tue, 08 Jun 2004 23:00:20 GMT

One of our teddies, Pseu. So called because he is the pseudo Tom.
ISO 1600, f 5.6, 1/30

Tom eating honey in a Nigella-esque pornalicious fashion
ISO 1600, f 8, 1/125

Along Albert Embankment outside st Thomas' hospital
ISO 100, f 7.1, 1/100

These are only three of about 1000 photos that we've taken over the last week. More will be added as we get around to picking the good ones, resizing them (the originals are 3000x2000), uploading and linking them.